Saturday, May 16, 2015

The mythical Quesarrito in the Philippines


One of the most well know rules of Chipotle Mexican Grill: "Thou shall not order the Quesarrito during the lunch time rush". It's known but some wayward few still can't help themselves. It's because it is just so epic that it calls to you. It brings you to the dark side. It seduces you with its beauty - uhm okay now I'm just exaggerating. 

This thing is ugly as hell but damn delicious!

I tried ordering one in Taco Bell Philippines but the cashier just gave me a weird look. Heck even when I just asked for some guacamole I also got a weird look. No wonder they can't expand in this fast food crazy country.

Not the prettiest thing ever...
But is super awesome!
I won't mention which Army Navy branch I got this from. I'm guessing this isn't the first time some one ordered this monstrosity from them even when they're not supposed to make them. The girl at the counter was all cool and actually told one of the persons at the grill how to do it. Then she herself personally brought it to our table and just covertly plopped it on my table. I felt like I was a spy and she was giving me some confidential information!

Do you see the layer of cheese in between those tortillas? Yum!
Look, I understand that Army Navy's Burrito and Cheese Quesadilla will never be even near that of Chipotle's but I-do-not-care! Go to some other snotty blog who feels they're above fast food to care. This is still awesome! A Chicken Burrito with a Cheese Quesadilla wrapped around it. I had to pay for each and it brought the bill almost to 300 Php but whatever.

Is it part of Army Navy's secret menu? Did I just break open the vault to awesomeness of this food bunker? Or did I just get lucky with a crew that had vision and an open mind? Was I just hammered and hallucinating? If so, where'd the picture come from? 

Try to order one. Tell me about it when you do! #FiredSalt and @FiredSalt on Instagram. Now go! Get your quesarrito! 

No comments:

Post a Comment